• Wish I could get my hands on that hack Warhol’s nude picture of Jackie O. You know, to match my naked Laura Bush photo. http://ow.ly/kK3P #
• ADFAIL ALERT: Check out this tasteful ad for Delta Faucets. I Wonder if the pages stuck together. http://ow.ly/kCC7 #
• I had a hankering for some pseudo 80’s Eastern Bloc disco music so I yanked this oldie out of the strange file. Enjoy. http://ow.ly/kC3r #
• I have embraced this Twitter thing so that you may benefit from my sage advice, irreverent rants, & deliciously weird brand tidbits.