Best wishes for all those racing; old and young, in shape and out, catheter ridden and catheter free. Good luck to you all.

#10. Too tired from twice-a-day P90X workouts

#9. Load of laundry in the dryer getting wrinkled

#8. Interferes with mid-morning cocktails

#7. Prefer to drive to the beach

#6. No Camelbak made for Buzz’s catheter

#5. Deep-seated fear of semi-darkness

#4. Have a tendency to fall down with exhaustion after first mile

#3. Don’t want to run into Sasquatch again

#2. BO gets real bad

#1. Wanted by Seaside Police