Today is a day for celebration, for we have received our first shipment of Buzz Winkle magnets from the Magneto Fulfillment Center. To spread the Word of Winkle, we are offering this collector’s set of four magnets to Buzz’s dedicated followers. We know, you are wondering how to obtain a complete set of these soon-to-be coveted magnets. There is only one way. You must win a weekly caption contest.

Starting this next Tuesday, we will post four consecutive weeks of images featuring the venerable Mr. Winkle. You must come up with a witty, family friendly caption that transcends the week’s photo. Captions will be judged by the Winkle Collective: an automated group of neural net processing computers housed in a secure location in Switzerland. The best caption each week wins a magnet set. It’s that simple.

But wait, there’s more.
The very best caption after week four wins a print-quality photo of the winner with Buzz in a unique setting of our choosing. What’s better than a photo of you and Buzz to replace one of those dumb old family photos that’s been taking up space on your fireplace mantle? Nothing. Nothing at all.

To the winner go the spoils. Let the games begin!

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