On retirement and good drinking binges:

• Have you become our fan on Facebook yet? http://ow.ly/12Dc6 #
• I wish people considered this advice for their real lives as well. http://ow.ly/11AOo #
• The “graphic design” of Al Qaeda. WOW, you blended that grenade to look just like the pineapple behind it. Idiots. http://bit.ly/cSFksP #
• @stevesettle70 This I know, my fellow Chicago man, but I am still a fan. & I still like to see a division rival lose. #
• Oh no, sorry about the loss, vikings. #sarcasm #GOBEARS #
• Nearing the end of our BLAZER TICKET GIVEAWAY! RT @Buzz_Winkle to enter! #
• RT @SteveSettle70 RT @ksrhoads And no one at the ad agency thought twice about this one? http://yfrog.com/3gex9gj #
• She seems pretty on par with most Art Directors. http://ow.ly/YLJw #
• The last thing any of you needs is a jetpack. Oh noooo, I might be late to my unimportant middle management seminar. http://ow.ly/YnvB #
• @dondondon (delayed) the game has yet to be specified & the drawing is still open for entries! in reply to dondondon #
• The New Kids on the Block reunite for a world tour, signaling the beginning of the Apocalypse #in2010 #
• Enter to WIN 2 FREE @pdxtrailblazers TIX (http://ow.ly/WSEV) RETWEET this @Buzz_Winkle #
• Jet packs finally begin mass production. Production is halted due to multiple reports of ass burns #in2010 #
• Enter to WIN 2 FREE @pdxtrailblazers TICKETS (http://ow.ly/WSEV) RETWEET this @Buzz_Winkle #
• RT @keen_shoes ‘I park like an idot’, this just made my day! http://bit.ly/cnWrO #
• RT and FOLLOW @Buzz_Winkle to enter our @pdxtrailblazers TICKET GIVEAWAY. More ways to enter here: http://ow.ly/W993 #BlazerBuzz #
• McDonald’s introduces the McThing, a red congealed meat lozenge #in2010 #
• RT & FOLLOW @Buzz_Winkle to enter our @pdxtrailblazers TICKET GIVEAWAY. More ways to enter here: http://ow.ly/W993 #BlazerBuzz #
• How To Get Rid Of A Christmas Tree in 30 Seconds (A Magneto Informative Video) http://ow.ly/WcGO #
• The latest Ignition from Magneto hits Inboxes and Firefoxes on a global scale. Ill drink to that. http://ow.ly/W993 #
• The Mattress World “Sleeping Baby” awakens. There are no survivors #in2010 #
• Portland Timbers fail 2 become an MLS Team when the entire Timber Army sobers up & realizes that soccer is not the national pastime #in2010 #
• The Portland Timbers fail to become an MLS Team when the entire Timber Army sobers up and realizes that soccer is not the national… #
• A massive fortune cookie recall occurs when the misprinted message inside is “Hope You Enjoyed Your Meal, It Was Your Last” #in2010 #
• Siegfried and Roy’s new slogan “we’re magically delicious” does not catch on #in2010 #
• Mt. Hood will erupt and burn down Boring, OR. The town will change its name to Holy Crap There’s Hot Lava Everywhere!, OR #in2010 #
• Jon and Kate will reconcile, have a two headed baby, and create a new reality show – Jon and Kate plus 10 heads and 9 torsos #in2010 #
• One can only dream…… http://ow.ly/P26P #
• My liver might not make it all the way to 2012. #

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