1. A-Team® DVD collection with bonus framed A-Team® photo and A-Team® action figure set.
Gotta get back to my roots.

2. Jack Daniels® Tennessee Whiskey, 1 gallon
For medicinal purposes.

3. Shake Weight®
To tone up for wintering in the Bahamas.

4. Mangirdle®
In case Shake Weight® doesn’t work.

5. Jim Beam® Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey, 1 gallon
You never know when friends will be dropping by.

6. Lady Gaga® Polaroid® Camera sunglasses
For red carpet appearances and paparazzi opportunities.

7. Beardo® Hat.
A must-have for 2012. MUST HAVE.

8. Captain Morgan® Spiced Rum, I gallon
It’s Feel Good Food!

9. Chia Shrek®
Still gangbusters after all these years.

10. An Air Swimmer® Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark.
How to be the life of the party.

11. An F-14 Tomcat.
For the man who has absolutely everything.

12. Case of RC Cola® 2 liters.
To share with my good friends Mr. Daniels, Mr. Beam and the Captain.

 

Happy Holidays from Buzz Winkle!

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