You are learning, my young padawan

• O Yay, parades! The only time I feel like I can move faster than something else. #
• #NewYearsResolution …singlehandedly bring back Zima #
• #NewYearsResolution …convince Hollywood to stop using Gill Sans for comedic movie titles. #
• #NewYearsResolution …Smile less #
• #NewYearsResolution …pursue sponsorship from the little blue pill. #
• I could have told you this in 2000, but you forgot to mention the Segway (fingers crossed). http://ow.ly/P1MC #
• I think you meant the worst and the worser logo designs of 2009, with a few exceptions sprinkled in. http://ow.ly/P1t2 #
• I dont mind shopping the day after Christmas because there are never any lines at the liquor store. #
• Now that Christmas is over I can finally turn my hearing aid back on………. or not. #
• Happy Holidays from the almighty Buzz and all the babies I work with. http://www.twitpic.com/utqnj #
• Ahhhhhhhh my favorite Christmas movie, Die Hard http://ow.ly/P1kf #
• Christmas Eve is always a special time to share with friends. Mr. Walker, Mr. Daniels, the Captain, and me. I love holidays. #
• 10 Best Commercials of the Decade. And I actually concur. http://ow.ly/P2me #
• http://ow.ly/P2lB #
• Not my first time on the silver screen, but I do make a cameo in this Magneto film which is the only nice thing I can say. http://ow.ly/P0p3 #
• Does a catheter count as a Christmas gift? #
• I had a hand in 37% of the events mentioned here http://ow.ly/OlFp Namely debunking Pluto as a planet. I always hated that icy dwarf. #
• #BackInMyDay we just DROVE. RT @oregondot Oregon joins 17 other states with bans on using a handheld phone while driving on Jan 1. #
• http://twitpic.com/tt84h – Reuse, Reduce, Recycle. #
• What’s the worst Christmas gift you’ve ever received? http://ow.ly/MtsC #
• #XactoRule 18 –Steal one of your moms wine corks she saves for no reason to put over the blade when you’re done. Then move out of the house. #
• Selling out customers for money? What? Facebook is acting like every company, ever. Shocker! RT @bolywelch http://ow.ly/L2xQ #
• 15 days until I turn my hearing aid back on. Enjoy all the D-List Celebrity Xmas Albums and all the Whiny Present-Hungry Mongrels for me. #
• Sign up for IGNITION, Magneto’s Electronic Newsletter. This issue will tell u how to win 2 FREE @pdxtrailblazers tickets! http://ow.ly/K2rJ #
• Today is colder than my ex-wife’s stare. #
• Prepping myself for the flashbacks of Studio 54. See you @SpiritMTNcasino tonight for K.C. AND THE SUNSHINE BAND. #
• go NORTH! #civilwar #
• I agree with that whipper-snapper, Axl…what’s so civil about war? http://ow.ly/IhQF #civilwar #
• After i wasted all my possible nap time. http://tweetphoto.com/5679451 #
• Before i wasted all my possible nap time http://tweetphoto.com/5674913 #
• Only 1 week left to sign up for IGNITION. This issue will tell you how to win 2 FREE @pdxtrailblazers tickets! http://ow.ly/HDco #
• Wrapped up my LaserDisc copy of “Demolition Man” for the grandkids on Xmas. Shhhhhh dont tell. I think they’re going to love the future! #
• Trying to find the top 5 best alcohol-absorbing Thanksgiving dishes. Suggestions? #
• Apparently, I give my acerbic view in Ignition because I need more than 140 characters to get things off my flabby chest. http://ow.ly/DMEf #
• Analog, meet Digital. Digital, meet Analog. http://ow.ly/DrGs #
• What shows up every few months, causes a mild burning sensation and can easily be passed from one person to another? http://ow.ly/Dcig #
• You will go astray like a killer whale http://ow.ly/D6HA #
• Trying to find the top 5 best alcohol-absorbing Thanksgiving dishes. Suggestions? #
• Call me old fashioned, but I still write in more than 140 characters on occasion. Sign up here to get my column. http://ow.ly/C0ry #
• No amount of Johny Walker Blue is washing away that horrific Bears loss from my memory. Time to switch to Thunderbird. #
• RT @printmag I had a hand in over half of those cutting edge ads before you were in diapers. 25 Vintage tech ads http://ow.ly/BqoJ #
• Thanks in advance for the hot lunch and the Dallas Cowboy’s Cheerleaders to run the whole show. I love innovation. @amapdx #
• Only one more Bloody Mary ’til lunch time. #
• #XactoRule 2 –When the inevitable happens, don’t bleed on the artwork. #
• I work better in the shadows. RT @AdPulp Spotlight On NW Creative: Magneto Brand Advertising http://ow.ly/ziPq #
• RT @Portlandadfed Don’t have a ticket to tonight’s Roseys? Buy one at the door. Gerding Theater. 5:30p. TONIGHT. #dontmissout #roseys #
• From real life to a few napkin drawings. (It’s normally the other way around where I’m from) http://ow.ly/yVlW #
• do you know of any carts serving Scotch yet @PDXfoodcarts? #
• #BackInMyDay if someone said they have been following you for a couple weeks now and liked it you would call the police. Or move far away. #
• This is what I do with all those “love letters” I get from my family mentioning an intervention. http://twitpic.com/neirh #
• Enjoying a liquid breakfast, again. #
• Before the Surgeon General ruined the dream – http://ow.ly/vNTn #

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