What shows up every few months, causes a mild burning sensation and can easily be passed from one person to another? No it’s not a reoccurring bout of impetigo. It’s “Ignition,” the heavy-handed, self-promoting e-rag newsletter produced by the droll ad devotees at the Magneto Brand Advertising World Headquarters.

Why sign up for Ignition you ask?

Want an insider’s look into the high-flying and sexy world of advertising? Get Ignition and be sexy. Get Ignition and know what it’s like to really live. Looking for a humorous uplift from the daily drudge of your otherwise unremarkable existence? Need a bit of mental color to decorate the confines of your dreary virtual life? Paste Ignition on your Facebook wall.

So what can you expect in a standard issue of Ignition?

Naturally, there’s a lot of horn-tooting and self-aggrandizing Propagandatorial™ in Ignition but there’s so much more–like hidden links to photos of things and a smattering of relevant YouTube clips–all bite-sized to fit your attention span. There’s a column by our very own “madman” Buzz Winkle who will give you his acerbic take on today’s society and the advertisements in it because he needs more than 140 characters to get things off his flabby chest.

Now do we have your attention? We think we do.

Here’s the scoop: Ignition is an unscheduled quasi-newsletter that can arrive at any time but not too often as to be annoying like all those other newsletters. Ignition goes straight to your inbox. No hassle. No fuss. Just pure unadulterated infotainment. And Ignition is absolutely free of charge. We are nearly certain you won’t regret getting it. If you’re fearful, check out these past issues before you take the plunge.

Yes, advertising is a world that most people only dream about. An unflawed, idyllic world of models and rock stars. And now you can be a part of it. So lower your spam filter, set your sights on fun and get ready to be a VIP, ’cause you’re going to sign up for Ignition right now and be somebody, damn it!

Lets do this!

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