Our favorite time of year is upon us, friends. Festivustime! We got the tree up mighty quick and have been impressing all of our visitors with it and the resident barbershop quartet we hired to sing carols as we pelt them with BB gunfire. Who can say no to Christmas spirit like that?

Mike and Craig have already been to the mall to see Santa and boy did they have fun. Mike asked for a shiny new set of serrated ninja stars and Craig asked Santa for a small loan to finally erect his long-time dream, the Liberace Memorial/Fondue Garden. Needless to say they are checking the sky for a few reindeer to fly overhead.We hope you and your family get to see all of their holiday wishes come true, except for the one about Craig not getting his Liberace Memorial/Fondue Garden. If we’ve learned anything, its that Christmas is a time of reflection and sharing so we decided to give you a little peek into some of the finer points that make up a Magneto Christmas.

As the Magneto Tree was what really brought us all together this season, we decided to make a slightly sped up “documentree” and share our Christmas spirit.

1. The Great Christmas Film Debate:
75% for A Christmas Story, 25% for National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

2. Creepiest Mistletoe Lurker:
The Water Delivery Guy from Cascade

3. Holiday Drink of Choice:
50% Hot Chocolate, 30% Hot Toddy. 20% Hot Early Times Whiskey swirled with Peppermint Bark Stick

4. Collected minutes spent looking at the Christmas Tree in Pioneer Square:
One minute total

5. Early Holiday Gifts from the office Secret Santa, Bandit:
Eight (and they were all hidden in different places!)

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