Now that we’ve had time to not abide by any of the New Year resolutions we made less than a month ago, (see top 10 resolutions made for 2012) we’ve made ourselves feel better by creating a list of ways to get around them. Below are a series of valuable shortcuts that may help you avoid the inevitable February self-loathing from your lack of stick-to-it-ive-ness. Who knows? Maybe you’ll actually achieve some of your goals. Ha!

1. Spend more time with family and friends –
Virtually.  Get an iPhone. This allows for Facetime and Words with Friends, you can’t really ask for more personal time than that.

2. Exercise more–
Start using a whole body vibration system  that will get you ultra fit by literally just standing there. Money!

3. Lose weight-
Or perhaps just appear to. Learning to pose to make you look 10 pounds thinner in photos can erase all record that you were ever fat.

4. Quit smoking –
At least hide the fact that you are failing.  Electronic cigarettes – smokeless, odorless, basically undetectable.  No one will ever know.

5. Enjoy life more –
Let us help. Watch this video every day: Surprised Kitty

6. Quit drinking –
We’d like to rephrase this to reduce negative side affects of drinking.
Hangover Pill: It keeps you fresh in the a.m. Cheers!

7. Get out of debt –
And into a new car!

8. Learn something new –
BAM!

9. Help others –
There’s something so rewarding about giving a helping hand.

10. Get organized –
And when this surely does not happen, watch Hoarders to make you feel better about your unorganized filing cabinet you meant to sort through over the past 12 months.

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