What shows up every few months, causes a mild burning sensation and can easily be passed from one person to another? No it's not a reoccurring bout of impetigo. It's "Ignition," the heavy-handed, self-promoting e-rag newsletter produced by the droll ad devotees at the Magneto Brand Advertising World Headquarters. Why sign...
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You wouldn't believe how many voice talents there are out there. That is, unless you're a voice talent or a voice talent agent. We listened to 230 auditions for these radio spots that we just finished for PSNC Energy in North Carolina. 230. Hopefully we picked the right voices to...
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You are learning, my young padawan O Yay, parades! The only time I feel like I can move faster than something else. # #NewYearsResolution ...singlehandedly bring back Zima # #NewYearsResolution ...convince Hollywood to stop using Gill Sans for comedic movie titles. # #NewYearsResolution ...Smile less # #NewYearsResolution ...pursue sponsorship from the little blue pill. # I...
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#XactoRule 53 -Always cut away from yourself. You know, the way most people walk in regards to where you're standing. Away. # Nice, but where's the bathroom? http://ow.ly/u3hA # agency comrades: read on http://ow.ly/spqJ # http://twitpic.com/ir78v - Juxtaposition can be important in media placement. Note the muffler location. #AdFail # #XactoRule 43 –Use a...
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"Bob might not be wearing Magneto red, but he bleeds Magneto red." -Coach T On a dark and bitter Tuesday night at University Park in North Portland the Magneto PAF Softball team witnessed an act of heroism that must be mentioned in the permanent archives of the world wide web. Bob...
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I introduced Walt and Stan years ago. What makes shopping at Walmart so very special? It's the people. http://peopleofwalmart.com/ # Steven Seagal now has his own reality cop show. Please God, wake me from this reoccurring nightmare. http://ow.ly/lklN # BRANDFAIL ALERT: Paris Hilton's Wine in a can is not cutting it. Who'd have...
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The kid is not my son Wish I could get my hands on that hack Warhol's nude picture of Jackie O. You know, to match my naked Laura Bush photo. http://ow.ly/kK3P # ADFAIL ALERT: Check out this tasteful ad for Delta Faucets. I Wonder if the pages stuck together. http://ow.ly/kCC7 # I had...
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